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The “King” is dead

January 10, 2012

The recklessly brave (not to say dangerously unhinged) fighter “King” Angrybear died yesterday in Stonehell Dungeon. Infuriated by the inscrutability of a stone sphinx, he carved some graffiti of a lewdly anatomical nature into its plinth. He was not given long to admire his uncouth handiwork, however, because the sphinx spewed forth at great velocity a blast of sand, which stripped the skin and scoured the flesh from “King” Angrybear’s “royal” skull.

RIP, Your Majesty.

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